Nothing This Cute About Aunt Jemima
She was named after one of Job’s daughters.

T.’s Brother David Got Hit 'Cause He Didn’t L’eggo the Eggo

T. Was No Jack in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

T. Wanted an Uncle Charley, Not a Woman’s Touch
(T. did run around with no clothes on, essentially.)

Muppet-Like Julia Child and Chickens. BOK!
T. was served macaroni and cheese as a child.

Paul McCartney and the Beatles Sing Hey Jude
This almost kills me.