"I used to get drunk and ralph at the University Club in St. Paul. Everybody thinks I’m a fucking genius.
Who am I?"
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

T. and I met at the corner of Nicollet and 26th. He said I slept in a park the night before. That's not true! I slept on a goddamn elementary school playground. When I met him, I scared the shit out of him. I just needed a little money.